OMFG

My aunt tells scary stories all of the time
Tonight, while me and my cousin were ABOUT to go to sleep, she begins to go, "You know, we had this new guy move in next door... And your mom said she saw our neighbor lying on the floor, screaming..."
I just think, "Oh she's kidding heh"
But she continues.
"She said he was arguing with himself, shouting back in forth-to himself-"
"This lady, across the street was watching him, and said that people would go in, but she never saw them come out."
"When we went to your house,   (my house) Zander (her son) started seeing things..."
That's when my cousin said to stop talking--
And my aunt does. But then she turns to me and says, "We had someone come here to pray over the house."
"My friend said she saw--"
Then she said something about a ghost
And before she heads to her bedroom, she turns towards the door and goes, "Did you hear that?"
And I don't want my cousin more creeped out, so I lie, "Yeah, that was me tapping my foot.. "
And she locks the door.
Before she actually she leaves, she has this serious face, "Don't unlock the door for any reason... Don't open it..."


And now I can't sleep for shit